Thursday, April 23, 2015

Blogging A to Z: T is for Thongs

Brace yourselves, readers. This could be a shocking post, especially if you have delicate sensibilities, as I have been asked to write about a rather intimate subject.

Thongs.


In particular, I have been asked to write about this one:

As you can see it is a male thong. Well I think so.  It looks like an extra small size though which means it can't
hold anything much bigger than a pork chipolata,

Now, first of all, I have to state the obvious and what every respectable woman would say.

OH. DEAR. GOD.

Secondly, I have to say:

IS THIS FOR REAL?

Thirdly:

PASS ME THE BUCKET.

And finally, should you want this thong it is for sale, made to order, on Ebay in the US and so far the retailer has sold 94.

And now I must go to sleep with that disturbing that thought that there are 94 men who own this product.

I may have nightmares tonight.


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8 comments:

  1. Dear god, please don't let me have dreams of the man in the pork chipolata thong. So, there are really men out there who actually want to own and wear this monstrosity. And apparently, judging from the photo, these men wear their thongs in public . Here is my question and it applies to heterosexual and homosexual men, it applies to any man who would wear this item. Do you think it is sexy and do you think it helps attract suiters. OMG. Thanks for the laugh. I saw the name of your blog on the A to Z list and had to check out your writing . I love your blog title. I will definitely be back for more shocking photos and information . Loved it!

    Melissa Sugar
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    1. Thanks, Melissa. I'm delighted my blog gave you a tickle:)

      I share your concerns about who would wear this! I must say I prefer a more macho look which leaves more to the imagination!

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  2. Rofling...perhaps their other halves made the purchase?? Do they think it's sexy?
    Perhaps they all have a terrible gambling problem...
    #diditforabet

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    1. I've no idea Hawksword. Hard to believe a bloke would wear for a bet either. Each to their own, I guess!

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  3. Rofling...perhaps their other halves made the purchase?? Do they think it's sexy?
    Perhaps they all have a terrible gambling problem...
    #diditforabet

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  4. 2 questions:
    Who tasked you with writing about thongs? and
    How do you know it's on sale at Ebay????

    Sorry, make that 3 questions:
    Does it come in other colours or sizes? Blue would suit hubby better I think ;)

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    1. It was my fiend Mrs N, Wendy. She has tasked me to write stuff before on my blog. These are the kind of freiends I have - always making my life more difficult!

      As for Ebay - Mrs N posted the link on FB. They had loads of them on there - I spent ages looking at them which why when I started writing I fell asleep! The funniest thing is they make to them to your personal specifications - so in other words you have to measure you assets so theycrochet the right size. LOL

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    2. hmm made to measure? TMI to be sharing lol

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