Yep, it's that time of year again when I'm tearing my hair out with the kids at home for 6 weeks. However, occasionally they do make me smile......
Mrs T is driving back home after meeting up with old college friends. Master Jacob and Master Ben are sitting in the back seat......
Master Ben; Mummy?
Mrs T; Yes?
Master Ben; How come your friends look much older than you do?
Mrs T screeches to a halt, flings open door, jumps out of car and raises fist in air in manner akin to Andy Murray beating Roger Federer....
Mrs T; YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
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Mrs T is driving back from a tennis tournament. Master Jacob and Master Ben are sitting in back seat...
Master Jacob; Mummy, is it true that Blondes are dumb?
Mrs T; (A very short pause) Yes. However, they do say men prefer to have "fun" with Blondes - although they always marry Brunettes.
Master Benedict; What's a Brunette?
Mrs T; A Brunette is a woman with dark brown or black hair.
Master Jacob; You've got black hair Mummy.
Mrs T; Well it's dark brown really. With a little grey now.
Master Jacob; Oh, that just looks like light reflecting off your head.
Mrs T screeches to a halt, flings open door, jumps out of car and raises fist in air in manner akin to Andy Murray beating Rafal Nadal.....
Mrs T; YESSSSSSSSSSSS!!
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Blimey, I love those kids; I've taught 'em well.
Ho hum.
