I forgot to get my beef out of the freezer for our New Year's Day meal. Bah humbug.
So shall I go out and get some or go with frozen pizza?
Hmm...
Maybe I'll just create a new Turley Surprise dish - pizza slices on a bed of Yorkshire pudding and brussel sprouts. With gravy.
Could be a winner.
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