And what better subject than Jason Statham.
Blimey, he's pretty hot isn't he, ladies? He makes me all goey. That's as much as I am going to say as this is a family-friendly blog and I have a reputation to maintain.
Now because I forgot to write about haikus in my "H post" I thought I'd use some in my tribute to the lovely Jason. I should, however, point out that I am not particularly good at haikus but I am going to give it my very best shot.
|picture courtesy of wikipedia
Jason is very cool
Even though he is bald
Sometimes he wears a flat cap
Jason kicks lots of ass
Unfortunately not mine
I would pay though
Jason and Vin Diesel in Fast and Furious
I am so going to watch it
Jason has a big gun
His aim is accurate
He doesn't have to lift the toilet seat
Previous posts: A is for Arses and Aidan Turner
B is for Bullshit
C is for Chinese Crispy Duck and the Conservative Party.
D is for Diarrhea, Dinosaurs and Depauperation
E is for Eulogy for the Earth
F is for Ferrero Rocher
G is for Guns and Girls