Saturday, April 11, 2015

Blogging A to Z: J is for Jason Statham

It's Saturday night and, as usual, I am running late posting my A to Z blog. So I am going to cheat and have a mainly pictorial post.

And what better subject than Jason Statham.

Blimey, he's pretty hot isn't he, ladies? He makes me all goey. That's as much as I am going to say as this is a family-friendly blog and I have a reputation to maintain.

Now because I forgot to write about haikus in my "H post" I thought I'd use some in my tribute to the lovely Jason. I should, however, point out that I am not particularly good at haikus but I am going to give it my very best shot.

Jason Statham TIFF 2011.jpg
picture courtesy of wikipedia

Jason is very cool
Even though he is bald
Sometimes he wears a flat cap

Jason kicks lots of ass
Unfortunately not mine
I would pay though

Jason and Vin Diesel in Fast and Furious
I am so going to watch it

Jason has a big gun
His aim is accurate
He doesn't have to lift the toilet seat

You can check out the other Blogging A to Z candidates HERE.

Previous posts: A is for Arses and Aidan Turner
                         B is for Bullshit
                         C is for Chinese Crispy Duck and the Conservative Party.
                         D is for Diarrhea, Dinosaurs and Depauperation
                         E is for Eulogy for the Earth
                         F is for Ferrero Rocher
                         G is for Guns and Girls
                        H is for Hope and Horny Jelly Men
                        I is for Igloos, Ignorance and Igunanas 


  1. Hehe, I love that second one. ;-)

    Cait @ Click's Clan

  2. LOL on the toilet seat comment!!! That was really good! Yes, Jason is definitely dreamy...
    Michele at Angels Bark

    1. Thanks, Michele. I put a lot of effort into writing those haikus. (ho hum)

  3. I'm embarrassed to admit this guy has slipped under my radar. I need to watch more films!

    1. Well funnily enough, Wendy he only came to my attention in the last 2 years or so even though he's been around a while. He does mainly action and thrillers - some are pretty ordinary plotwise but still exciting stuff like The Expendables but there's a few really good ones to. The Mechanic is a particularly good one but I think I've enjoyed all of his movies. No absolute duds. ( I am a bit of film buff - theatre and films (acting I suppose) were my first love - writing has come late in life.)


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