That's right. Eight times a night. And that's after a ten course meal and a flagon of wine.
That's what happens when you have too many mistresses, six wives and you have to pull your tights up and down all day and night.
I get exhausted just pulling on my pop socks. I think I went wrong somewhere.
|Henry always stood with his legs apart for a reason.|
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