Thursday, March 26, 2009

Voice Recognition Programmes II (Judgement Day)

Yes, yes I keep wasting even more time on that silly voice recognition programme! It was supposed to save me time not make me fart around all day trying to make it write "bullshit" - a task at which so far I have failed miserably.

Oh well, I might as well have another go - yes I can even type here - straight onto Blogger! Isn't that great? If it had ANY idea what I was saying...

Okay, here goes;

I am trying to save the word portion it, I am trying to say the word portion it, I am trying to say the word portion it, I'm trying to say the word portion it, I'm trying to save the world sheet, I am trying to say the word the sheets, I am trying to say the word portion it, I am trying to say the word portion it, I am trying to say the word Associates, I am trying to say the word portion it, I am trying to say the word report she.

What happened to Bolsheviks? That's what I want to know! Hmm...this morning I retrained the system back to "normal speech" from my advanced setting for super literate persons (moi, obviously) in the hope it would recognise a simplistic word like "bullshit". Obviously that's not working either.

Right, I'll just try "shit." Maybe that will work;

I'm trying to save the world sheet, I'm trying to save the world sheet, and I'm trying to save the world sheet, I'm trying to save the world sheet, I'm trying to save the world shaped, I'm trying to say the world sheet, I'm trying to say the word shapes.

Hmmm...obviously the average person isn't supposed to know the words "Bolshevik", "bullshit" or even just plain "shit". What are they supposed to say? Maybe only "Me know nothing goo, goo, ga, ga, but me gotty, sheets in my nappy wappy."

Hmm.... me thinks it times to get my rolling pin out......

9 comments:

  1. There's been some strange mix-up in the space-time continuum and it is picking up Gordon Brown practising his speech for the G20! (Tee hee.)

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  2. Obviously the Dragon is absolutely great for laughs :-)

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  3. LOL. Hilarious, Mrs. T.

    Forget the voice programs - have you ever considered doing an audio podcast for each of your blog entries? British accents + Women --> Hotness!

    Of course, my wife may ban me from your web site if she read that comment. But even she would admit that the above equation is true.

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  4. Bolsheviks!

    (because I can...)

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  5. Maybe you can say... "Bovine Feces!"

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  6. LOL you clown Mrs T. BTW plenty of Blosheviks our part of the world :p

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  7. Yikes, I'm behind....

    Mrs B,

    Huh. Don't mention Gordon Brown. Otherwise I may have to say Bolsheviks again!

    Sue,

    Yeah the Dragon is good for laughs, just not for my sanity or my purse!

    Mewie,

    Hmm...well it is true that Mrs T is incredibly hot (and not just in the kitchen) Would people really want to listen to me throwing vegetables all day? Could be a tad tedious.....

    Hmm... a nice idea though but I'm not sure if the world is ready to listen to Mrs T, Housewife Extrordinaire. (And it all sounds way too complicated - I have enough trouble just opening a can of soup let alone creating a podcast!)

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  8. Miss Hyde,

    Are you gloating?!

    Mr I,

    I'm gonna give it a try! I'll let you know!

    Mrs G,

    Yeah, good and proper. Only me could laugh about wasting so much money!

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  9. Gloating?

    Bowl shaped.

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