Princess Cheryl's Auction!

Brilliant.

I've just heard that Cheryl Cole is auctioning off her X Factor clothes. I missed out on Princess Beatrice's hat but I feel I'm in with a good chance with Cheryl's purple trousers.

Right, let's see how much change I've got in my purse...

10 pence

That should do it.

Okay, okay...it's for charity. I can hear you saying what a skinflint I am so I'm prepared to be generous and raise the stakes.

15 pence.

That's it; take it or leave it, Cheryl. I'm only prepared to pay so much for a new floor cloth.

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