Just for my own sanity I would like to publicly inform all the social networking sites that I am not a Thai lesbian.
Furthermore, I do not require a date with a Thai or Filipino lady of dubious background and I do not require them to do my household chores. (I have a husband to do that.)
Now I know that occasionally on this blog I've said life would be a lot easier living with a lesbian because women generally understand each other better and you don't have to do all that pseudo-pyscho analysis crap that you have to do with a bloke. (Such as interpreting that he's holding his beer in his left hand instead of his right as meaning he's had a bad day at work or that a grunt means more curry but without the rice but with an extra nan bread.) However, I want to now officially confirm to all networks and spammers that I am heterosexual. I like men. I am not interested in dating a Filipino school girl, a potential Thai bride or indeed any other kind of busty or non-busty woman. Also, if you insist on keep throwing up dating sites on my social network pages please can you make sure they contain pictures of some hunky young men.
Okay, so just to clarify - I am very happy indeed to receive pictures of attractive young men like the one below.
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Hey at least they're not confused with your gender. I keep getting spam addressed "Dear Sir". Also,apparently my penis needs to not only be enlarged, but a little pill to help it stand to attention.
ReplyDeleteI just wish they'd hurry up and start marketing female viagra. the menopause is just around the corner and I need to stock up.
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