Now if you can't be bothered to read the article. I'll sum it up:
It was about a man who was recently prosecuted for trying to have sex with a Suzuki motorbike. Yes, men don't just do it with sheep. They also do it with bikes, cars and probably the No 43 bus from Paddington to Tottenham Court Road.
I also have it on very good authority from a friend who is a consultant radiologist they do it with a number of other interesting objects. To which I say:
Never buy a second-hand vacuum cleaner.
Anyway, back to the article at The Daily Mail. Now I imagine when I first read this article I probably reacted something like this:
Then I went into one of my writer's fantasies and wondered what would happen if the offender encountered one of these:
Then I thought:
What the hell... why don't I just write a story featuring
So watch this space. I have a feeling my next work could be my ManBooker prize winning novel.