There was an awkward young yeti called Yancey
Who had a peculiar fancy
He liked to sniff cheese
And lick mushy peas
And then shove 'em down his girlfriend's panties
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My Nominees for the US and UK Elections and Other Waffle
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LOL! Cracked me up!!
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