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Thursday, April 19, 2012

I am all of a dither - should I buy this gift?

Oh Readers, I've just been on Amazon and browsed through their deals of the week and saw an article of clothing I am sorely tempted to buy for the good Mr T. In fact, as soon as I saw it I immediately thought:

 Why that is just so stylish and elegant for the debonair man the about town. I am sure Mr T would love to wear it!


And Readers, this lovely article of clothing is only a paltry £98.00. I think it will make a great gift for any man for Father's day. Start saving now.

So what do you think? Shall I get it or not? Honest opinions please.



Oh Gosh - I'm not sure about the colour though. Maybe I should go for the pink? Although I'm not sure if my budget can stretch to £140 for this one which is obviously very fashionable indeed at the moment.

 Hmm...or maybe the red?



Oh God, the dilemmas, the dilemmas! Maybe I should just throw caution to the wind and buy all three. I might even get one for his brother. I'm sure he'd really appreciate one of these lovely suits for Christmas.

Oh alright. You've sussed me out - the truth is I would rather marry a lesbian than be seen dead with a man wearing one of these. I like men who look like men not like they've forgotten their potty. And clearly any decent man thinks so too as there is only one review on Amazon which reads:

My dear grandma asked if i wanted this for xmas or to be smothered in meat paste and attacked by wild dogs....I chose the wild dogs.


Enough said.



4 comments:

  1. If you buy one of these for Mr T, you may have to marry a lesbian.....

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  2. Where needs must, Martin! There's only so much a woman is prepared to suffer!

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  3. Apparently Primark had Scoppy Doo outfits and others like this for only £19 before Christmas.

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  4. Well now Anon - the Scooby outfits I can go with - and at 19 quid a real bargain! I mean Scooby is an icon of TV and films; who wouldn't want to be dressed as Scooby at every available opportunity? Imagine all the fun one could have at parties etc. These other suits are pretty dull in comparison - I feel they're only suitable as work-wear ones now....

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