I'm getting Mr T a carpet cleaner for Christmas for all those nooks and crannies that somehow I just don't manage to clean very well. It's a statement present.
The unfortunate thing is that Mr T will probably like it.
I've been practising my haikus, which you may recall, I'm not particularly good at. However, I wanted to address the woke issue in a...
A statement present eh? So what are you trying to tell him?
ReplyDeleteI think you can work it out, Martin!
ReplyDeleteLet's just say that my Housewife Extraordinaire tag has a certain irony to it...:))