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Sunday, November 4, 2012

Breaking News

As occasionally happens I must interrupt the inactivity on this blog to report ground breaking news;

I have just used a magnifying glass to read the baking instructions on a packet of bread mix.

Shit.

4 comments:

  1. It happens to the best of us, Jane. I used to make excuses about the light not being good enough when I struggled to read the paper.
    In the end, it was a choice between getting glasses or growing longer arms...

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  2. I've always fancied being Mr Elastic, Martin. Unfortunately, I can't afford the plastic surgery:)

    It's depressing getting old - thank goodness for small mercies like alcohol and drugs. (Prescription drugs obviously.)

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  3. At least you're one up on me, in that you've actually taken out a package of bread mix.

    Me, I have an ready-to-make thing of bread, but I can't bring myself to actually bake it.

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  4. It's a marginal victory G:) I read the other day that the average woman doesn't learn to bake until age 55 (there's a whole post in that!) which means in about 2015 I will learnt to make gravy without the use of granules:))

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