This means that if you happen to be a brunette like my good self by the age of 60 you will look like this:
Now it has always annoyed me that "blondes have more fun". However, it annoys me even more that when blondes forget to shave they don't have to suffer the embarrassment of people asking why there is a small gerbil attached to their armpit.
Which, of course, has never happened to me. In fact, Mr T will vouch for the fact that I never ever had a small gerbil under my armpit.
He may though say that he has seen a large domestic guinea pig.
Anyway, I am sure my brunette readers will pleased to know that on a recent stroll down the High Street I saw a blonde lady who looked like this:
Anyway, since it is only 8 weeks to Christmas I hope I have provided sufficient evidence for all you gentlemen Readers who may have partners over 40yrs why you should purchase a (minimum) £500 voucher for laser hair removal for your beloved - unless, of course, you want to make love to werewolf. ( Please remember some women over 40 may be suffering menopausal symptoms and can be prone to wild and dangerous behaviour.)
Oh, and if you want to chuck in a day at a luxury health farm that would also be pretty good.
Good luck with the campaign, Jane ; ) I think the visuals should provide Mr T with sufficient strength to pull out his wallet.ReplyDelete
Let's hope so Heather. Otherwise it will have to be the cheaper option of using the lawnmower:)ReplyDelete