I'm not entirely sure. I'm somewhat confused. But apparently it's something I do a lot.
Now this description has been assigned to me by author, Karen Wyld, from my writer's group on Google +.
I'm slightly worried because the term reminds me of a Malapropism. Now if you've not heard of the term Malapropism before -basically it's derived from this mad old bag who was in Richard Sheridan's 1775 comedy The Rivals.
Again, I'm slightly worried.
Now, because I am a discreet and subtle person, there's not many pictures of me on the net. But I have this awful feeling that people think I look like this:
|Well the hat's not far off the truth. On a cold day and with a hangover.|
Or maybe they think I look like this:
|Well she's a cheery looking lady. In a sort of weird stalker way.|
Or maybe even this:
|Hmm...maybe we're getting closer to the truth here.|
Okay, I want to be entirely honest with you folks. Because that's the way I am. And currently there's the big rush of people doing selfies for breast cancer. So I figure it's time I gave you an up to date photo of me. So here I am:
As I said, I am nothing but scrupulously honest.
Ah, so that's what you look like! I'd have guessed the one with the axe, myself...ReplyDelete
You're right, Martin. Maybe a little more gleeful though. Think Jack Nicholson in The Shining!ReplyDelete