Jean Claude Van Damme's Pants Are Too Tight.

I apologise, Readers, but I must interrupt the current spate of stupidity on this blog with yet more stupidity.

I have just seen this advert, starring a weather beaten Jean Claude Van Damme:


             

What the hell is that all about?

His pants are frozen rock solid?

He's walking like a penguin?

Cripes, I am so perplexed about that advert I have no idea what lager he's advertising! But if it's frozen his assets it can't be good.

You know, on balance, I don't think that penguin walk has anything to do with lager. He's trying to put us of the scent:

I think he's had a vasectomy.

Comments

  1. sindhuAugust 10, 2011 at 11:14 AM

    HEY Jane,

    i read some of your write up's good great drama.this one may be the video is not responding....the other one's i keeled over some,made me think ...the office rat was blissful..didn't know a rat could bring a date.good going.Plz visit my blog http://withsaltnpepper.blogspot
    thanx

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  2. Jane TurleyAugust 11, 2011 at 3:31 AM

    Hi Sindhu:)

    Oh dear- sometimes these video clips don't work in other countries. It's annoying - I get that a lot with You Tube clips from the states. But take my word - it's a completely stupid advert.You're not missing much except the laughs- I only hope they paid Van Damme A LOT of money to do it!

    Glad you liked my story though:) many thanks:))

    Will pop over and see what you're up to!

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