Monday, May 12, 2014

Catastrophe!

Oh God. I have bad news, dear readers.

I have an ear infection.

I know, I know, it's not exactly global apocalyptic news. But it's catastrophic news for me.

I shall now have to wear one of the *ucking awful rubber caps in the pool this week.

How gross is that?



Oh God. No. Please. No.


Picture courtesy of Amazon where they also sell a number of other more discreet swimming caps.

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2 comments:

  1. fordfocusmomMay 20, 2014 at 10:06 PM

    That is one funky hat. I'm thinking 1950's, Hollywood starlets, 'Mad Men' ... Anything Kim Kardashian wouldn't be seen in is fine with me. Am I sounding old? No, don't answer that!

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    1. Jane TurleyMay 21, 2014 at 6:06 AM

      Don't express too much interest in it, Mrs B or you might find you get one for Christmas:D

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