Monday, May 12, 2014


Oh God. I have bad news, dear readers.

I have an ear infection.

I know, I know, it's not exactly global apocalyptic news. But it's catastrophic news for me.

I shall now have to wear one of the *ucking awful rubber caps in the pool this week.

How gross is that?

Oh God. No. Please. No.

Picture courtesy of Amazon where they also sell a number of other more discreet swimming caps.


  1. That is one funky hat. I'm thinking 1950's, Hollywood starlets, 'Mad Men' ... Anything Kim Kardashian wouldn't be seen in is fine with me. Am I sounding old? No, don't answer that!

    1. Don't express too much interest in it, Mrs B or you might find you get one for Christmas:D


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