Saturday, September 22, 2012

A Spicy Chinese Takeaway

I can always find something to make me laugh. Yesterday, it was the discovery of an automatic sperm extractor which is apparently being used in fertility clinics in Chinese hospitals to help those poor folks who can't get it up at the required moment.

What has the world come to when a man can't get it up without the use of a modified vacuum cleaner? I despair, I really do.

I have to thank the Daily Mail for publishing the original article. It might not be the paper it was but their sense of investigative journalism is really quite unique. All I need to know now is when one of these machines is installed in The White House and we will have a major international crisis and a journalistic scoop bigger than Kate's breasts and certainly bigger than Harry's assets. I look forward to reading all about it in due course.


2 comments:

  1. You mean men have to put it in there! Not likely! Surely they're better off with a cubicle and a copy of 'Reader's Wives'....

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  2. Well you would have thought so, Martin! Maybe all the "action" trying to conceive has worn them out and they need the extra hand:)

    I foresee Dyson expanding their range of home wares:)

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