April A to Z : D is for Dipstick
So “dipstick” has two meanings. One is a rod for measuring the depth of liquids.
The other is a word to describe Donald Trump.
Oh crap. The SWAT team are on my doorstep again...
I was just joking I swear to God it was just a joke......I’m a comedy writer... I don’t actually mean what I say...... I love Donald. I even have a matching hair piece I wear on my genitals.....
No, I am not dropping my knickers. My genitals are my own private business!
I demand a phone call. It’s my right as a British citizen....
Hello, Queenie. It’s me. You best pal. Get the Paras over here fast. I’m about to have my hair piece confiscated which means I won’t be able to lend it to William for the coronation.