Wednesday, April 4, 2018

April A to Z : D is for Dipstick

So “dipstick” has two meanings. One is a rod for measuring the depth of liquids.

The other is a word to describe Donald Trump.

Oh crap. The SWAT team are on my doorstep again...

I was just joking I swear to God it was just a joke......I’m a comedy writer... I don’t actually mean what I say...... I love Donald. I even have a matching hair piece I wear on my genitals.....

No, I am not dropping my knickers. My genitals are my own private business!

I demand a phone call. It’s my right as a British citizen....

Hello, Queenie. It’s me. You best pal. Get the Paras over here fast. I’m about to have my hair piece confiscated which means I won’t be able to lend it to William for the coronation.

Ten minutes?

Awesome.


3 comments:

  1. Ha, very amusing. I hope you're not on a government agency watchlist now!
    https://iainkellywriting.com/2018/04/04/d-is-for-dresden-germany/

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  2. Last time I came to visit I though you were American and was most surprised by your candour and irreverence - but now, knowing you are a fellow Brit.. well, it all makes sense! Lol! http://www.poetryroundabout.com

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  3. Have you not been reading about how none of our data is safe, especially from Donald lol

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