Because we have stories like these.
Now I know I shouldn't laugh, as potentially this could have been very serious, but I'm afraid I am.
Other countries have wars, terrorists and mass murderers - we have a lone ginger-haired guy who wants to shoot Prince Charles and put red-haired Harry on the throne.
If that idea wasn't funny enough, this fella's reading material consisted of:“The Terrorist Handbook,” “The Complete Improvised Kitchen”, “The Jolly Roger Cookbook,” “Assorted Nasties,” “Silent Death” and “The Poor Man’s James Bond.”
Oh God. I fear I may never stop laughing.
There's a story in this story. It might just have to be me who writes it.
"The Ginger Who Would be King."
Oh lord, this is too much entertainment for a Wednesday afternoon. I do hope this poor man gets the help he needs.
|It's not the hair colour that worries me. It's the haircut.|
And the vest. Especially the vest.