You can find me on Female First today with my Top Ten Things I Want My Readers to Know About Me
And yes, I did steal a few one-liners from my blog and drop them in amongst the new stuff. Time was of the essence.
You know I've discovered the pressure of being an almost celebrity is enormous.
Although, sadly, I still have to make my own lunch.
Right, now I'm off to do some more work.
*Runs bath water*
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