Good news, readers!
Yesterday I went swimming and I remembered to see to my bikini line! The bad news is - it was only when I was having my pre-swim shower that I realised I still had my reading glasses on my head.
Still, that was not quite potentially as bad as Wednesday when, after I had started up the engine on my car and was just to pull-out from the garage, I remembered I hadn't actually paid for my petrol.
It is possibly that sometime in the next couple of years I may be arrested for something that I have no idea of what I have done.
Please God, I hope it is not shoplifting. Please.
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