Ladies, I know you will share this moment of ultimate horror with me...
Yesterday, I went swimming for the first time for several weeks. I walked leisurely along the side of the pool which was full of children, parents and a few foolhardy swimmers, like myself, who were prepared to brave the onslaught to our ears. I lowered myself into the pool and began to swim at a gentle pace, blotting out the noise and relaxing after a few fraught weeks.
And then, dear readers, I had my moment of ultimate horror.
I realised I had forgotten to shave my bikini line.