It's April Fool's Day Today Soooooo.....

I thought why not just post a piccy of myself!

This photo has not been photo-shopped. However, I cunningly instructed the boys not to get my stomach
 or legs into the shot: a woman's got to have some pride. Admittedly, I don't have that much pride (bearing in mind I've just eaten one piece of flapjack and two chocolate chip cookies.) 

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  1. G. B. MillerApril 2, 2014 at 10:24 PM

    Nice pic. Now that you have something more current, perhaps you could update your avatar? :D

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    1. Jane TurleyApril 3, 2014 at 12:13 PM

      Thanks G and good idea. Do you think the slightly mad look is more appealing?:)

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  2. Martin LowerApril 4, 2014 at 9:30 AM

    This is a much nicer picture than the one you posted a couple of weeks ago. You know, the one with the mad eyes and the axe? That will stay in my mind for quite a while...

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    1. Jane TurleyApril 4, 2014 at 9:42 AM

      Thanks Martin. Whilst the picture above is the real me - the axe looney probably bears a closer resemblance to my personality. God help anybody who gives me a one star review!

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  3. fordfocusmomApril 26, 2014 at 12:51 AM

    Nice photo. That's the one for the book blurb!

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    1. Jane TurleyApril 26, 2014 at 9:38 AM

      Do you think so, Mrs B? Not one of me looking all serious, one hand underneath my chin and the other holding a quill with a bottle of antidepressants placed strategically on a neat and tidy desk?

      Hmm - I'm perplexed. I thought the tortured look would go down well.

      The happy look then?

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  4. fordfocusmomApril 26, 2014 at 9:33 PM

    It has to be the way to go. The house and car in the background need to go, obviously. We're looking for a Jackie Collins/Jilly Cooper ambience. There needs to be a swimming pool in the sunshine and a hunk bringing you some girly cocktail. Sweet and salty, you see!

    Golly, I'm good. I should have gone into PR ....

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    1. Jane TurleyApril 27, 2014 at 6:52 AM

      I'm liking that image, Mrs B. I'm not sure it's exactly truthful as with my current royalties all I can afford is a birdbath in the background, a cardbaord cut-out of some hunk and a plastic cup of diet lemonade:D

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