Thus it took me two whole days to string two rackets. That probably doesn't say much for my powers of the deduction. Let's just hope there isn't a serial killer in the village. Half of the population would be dead before I even raised the alarm.
So just four more rackets to go before the backlog is gone. Twenty Two years of diligent housework hasn't prepared me for this onslaught on my fingers. I think they may end up ripped and bleeding. I might even bleed to death. I think that would make a novel headline"Woman bleeds to death stringing sons' tennis rackets." It has a nice ring to it.
Still, it could be a while before I get round to stringing Master Ben's rackets whose specialist tennis strings haven't arrived from Sports Direct yet. I ordered them on the 2nd January and so far all I've received is two tubes of tennis balls valued at £149.00 each. Yes, someone at Sports Direct is either grossly negligent or committing fraud but numerous emails later (from me) to Sports Direct, two sworn police affidavits, more emails and photographs of the offending tennis balls to Paypal who are disputing the transaction and I still don't have the £104.00 tennis strings I ordered. I would order them elsewhere but Sports Direct are part of the group that own Dunlop and I'm not prepared to spend another penny with them until they can be bothered to get off their backsides and sort it out. Hmm. I think I said that in an email to them when I was particularly cross and my bad manners got the better of me. Oh yes, I did. Only I said "arses." Whoops.
Hmm.I think my consumer experiences with British Telecom have been my worst experience for gross incompetency so far but Sports Direct are coming a very, very, close second at the moment. I'm rating them about 9.9 on the Turley incompetency scale. I particularly like their technique of not having a phone line unless you go through a premium phone line service and not answering any emails. At present, I'm actually thinking of dumping all our Dunlop rackets and accessories in the back garden and lighting a big fire.
I think that would make a good instructional video on You Tube don't you?
|12 year Master Ben county no 1 and two times county champion is thinking about burning his Dunlop rackets. I will provide the paraffin.|
You know, there can be a great deal of satisfaction in art. I'm still pleased with my British Telecom artwork I posted a while back. Just in case you missed it. Here's a refresher.
|Let's face it, Readers, how could anyone dispute my genuine artistic talents. If you want to commission me please send me an email. I'm cheap.|
I will probably restring Master Ben's rackets with Wilson Sensation strings and not Dunlop Silk strings.