Therefore, I was delighted to hear that actress, Liz Hurley, reported her car stolen in London's Mayfair last week - only for it to turn up in the exactly the same place she parked it four days previously.
|Liz (courtesy of Wikipedia) knows a thing or two about cars. Just not where she parks them.|
Isn't it nice to know that celebs are human too? In fact, I feel kinda like I have one up on Liz now - I mean we're the same age and she may have the body, the money, the looks and Shane Warne as a boyfriend but when it comes to memory at least mine is only partially up shit creek. Liz's memory is obviously totally kaput - she didn't even remember where her car was at all - The Sun newspaper told her where it was because they'd photographed her leaving it.
Anyway, well done Liz. You made me feel a lot better today. Now all I need is liposuction and a face lift and I'll be in with a chance of touching up Ian Botham.