Tuesday, February 5, 2013

In Praise of Liz Hurley

You may remember that back in December I reported that whilst out Christmas shopping I forgot where I had parked my car in a large multi-storey car park - and that subsequently it took me a whole hour and the assistance of a security guard to find it.

Therefore, I was delighted to hear that actress, Liz Hurley, reported her car stolen in London's Mayfair last week - only for it to turn up in the exactly the same place she parked it four days previously.

Liz (courtesy of Wikipedia) knows a thing or two about cars. Just not where she parks them.

Isn't it nice to know that celebs are human too? In fact, I feel kinda like I have one up on Liz now - I mean we're the same age and she may have the body, the money, the looks and Shane Warne as a boyfriend but when it comes to memory at least mine is only partially up shit creek. Liz's memory is obviously totally kaput - she didn't even remember where her car was at all - The Sun newspaper told her where it was because they'd photographed her leaving it.

Anyway, well done Liz. You made me feel a lot better today. Now all I need is liposuction and a face lift and I'll be in with a chance of touching up Ian Botham.


  1. Haha! Liz was probbly stood right next to her car when she reported it missing but her pout stopped her from seeing it.
    Ian Botham? Really?
    Anna May x

  2. Let's face it, Anna, I don't think I'm in with much of a chance with Kevin Pietersen!!! As for Shane - I think I preferred him when he was...less manicured:)


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