Ideas, Please.

Okay, folks. Time to come out of the woodwork. I need ideas and themes to write about. Anything you fancy. Next week needs to be Humour Week on this blog so hit me with your ideas and I'll see what I can come up with.

Update: So I never got to write a Humour week. Unfortunately, life is just a little too complicated at the moment. However, feel free to list any ideas below so when my nightmare marriage is over I can get back to writing. I am hoping this will be before the end of the year.

Please God let that be the case so I can start the year afresh!




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  1. WendySeptember 15, 2017 at 11:30 AM

    The perils of attending your first ever pilates class when you're the (very) wrong side of 50? I wonder how accurate you can be?

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  2. Jane TurleyOctober 6, 2017 at 9:48 AM

    Thats a good one, Wendy. I'll definitely do that when I've got through this nightmare. X

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  3. fordfocusmomNovember 6, 2017 at 7:06 PM

    I also hope normal (wacky) service will be resumed soon: I soooo miss your zany sense of humour. No one else has a sense of humour like yours! I know things are tricky at the moment so, being serious now, take your time.

    Inspiration? Oh ... how about starting a new job when you are over 50?

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