I was bored last night and went for a surf on Amazon. And, by chance, I fell upon a unique item.
A life-size cardboard cut-out of Tom Cruise!
Now me and Tom have had a bit of a thing going on over the duration of this blog. I don't know why - I don't even fancy him. It's just some folks tickle the comedian in me and Tom happens to be one of them.
Yeah, so even though I tried to restrain myself I eventually succumbed to the temptation to leave a review. (Admittedly I didn't try too hard to resist -I am just too shallow.)
Now I know I've failed as a human being and will be damned in the fires of hell for being so cruel but, on the plus side, I'll finally get to meet Tom whilst I'm there because I'm fairly sure that believing in little green men is not okay with Him Upstairs either. We'll be able to hang-out together and he'll be able to regale me with tales of Mission Impossible retakes and how he missed out on a role in Tom Thumb to Danny Devito.
Anyway here's my review:
Short but succinct. Like Tom.
Tuesday, February 9, 2016
The Temptation Trap
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Very funny! Made my morning!ReplyDelete
Oh boy... what if your children saw this review... lolReplyDelete
I'm sure Cruise's self esteem can take the heat. Good review. I am visiting from A to Z. Cheers.ReplyDelete
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