Yep, I've become fascinated by Lady C and her epic rants which make Hitler's tirades look amateurish. The bizarre thing is that by being completely rude and obnoxious Lady C is getting loads of publicity which seems a tad unfair on the other celebs who are far more polite.
But there is a lesson to be learnt from Lady C and I've worked it out...
If I turn myself into a vile, ranting witch I will get way more visibility for my books!
However, I have a problem: How do I make myself as mean and nasty as Lady C when I'm such a fluffy bunny rabbit type of person?
I finally figured it out today that there is only one method - I must inflict on myself the ultimate torture. A torture so severe that all the suffering I will endure will turn me into a bad-tempered, vile, monstrous creature and, therefore, propel me to celebrity superstardom.
What is this torture?
I think most women out there will know what it is...
I must shave off all my pubic hair and suffer the pain of spiky regrowth.
|Pubic hair re-growth - guaranteed to make any sane women insane.|