Ohhhhhh what shall I pin to Pinterest today?
*Dances joyfully around room*
Okay, okay, okay, I admit it. I have way too much time on my hands lately. Master Ben has been off school for three consecutive days. Master Jacob was off school for three days the week before - I am going quietly insane.
Okay maybe not that quietly.
I just need some quiet time. Alone. I want to do that artistic author thing - contemplate major philosophical ideas, be reflective and pose artistically at my desk without any interruption from children wallowing in self pity that they're ill and bored.
I mean: three days off school? I would have been leaping for joy when I was their age if I was off school for that amount of time. Unless I was so ill I couldn't walk, couldn't see and had dysentery I was at school every single sodding day. All my boys have had is sinusitis. Huh - I would still have been going to school with sinusitis AND doing fifty press ups in the gym.
Now what shall I pin on Pinterest? I think I need a new display board. Maybe a shopping related one?
Maybe I don't really need to pose artistically...
Yes, so a shopping board it is. Hmm...wait a minute. What about a board for "Things I fantasize about when I'm stuck at home when my kids are ill" ? That could be shopping then and lots of other things too! Whoa, I'm a genius!
Now, let's Google "sexy hunk cleaning my kitchen" and see what the images throw up.
Thursday, May 2, 2013
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