Why did I think starting a diet five days before Easter Sunday was a good idea?
Answers on the back on a cardboard egg box, please. Preferably an empty one.
And before anyone mentions it - yes, it is another diet: I have a university reunion to go to in October. By then I have to be thin and have a book deal or e book published - otherwise I will not be able to deal with the slow hand-clapping and I might have to throw myself of the Menai Bridge.
|A picturesque view of the Menai Bridge. It may not look so picturesque in October if there is small rotund body floating downstream or suspended from the railings|