I have just returned from the local post office where I was sending off a package. Just as I was handing it over, the post office clerk looked at me with amusement and said:
"Your top has fallen down."
I looked down at my cleavage with horror.
Unfortunately, I was still wearing the camisole top I was wearing in bed last night.
And I had no bra on.
Watch out for clips of CCTV footage on YouTube entitled "Braless Woman Shocks Post Office Clerk."
God, I hate the menopause.
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ReplyDeleteWell I guess it made a change from the usual request for a stamp, Martin:D
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