Monday, September 8, 2014

Give Me The Booby Prize

I have just returned from the local post office where I was sending off a package. Just as I was handing it over, the post office clerk looked at me with amusement and said:

"Your top has fallen down."

I looked down at my cleavage with horror.

Unfortunately, I was still wearing the camisole top I was wearing in bed last night.

 And I had no bra on.

Watch out for clips of CCTV footage on YouTube entitled "Braless Woman Shocks Post Office Clerk."

God, I hate the menopause.



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2 comments:

  1. Martin LowerSeptember 9, 2014 at 11:15 AM

    Jane, I've no doubt you made his day....

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    1. Jane TurleySeptember 11, 2014 at 8:42 AM

      Well I guess it made a change from the usual request for a stamp, Martin:D

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