Oh blimey - it's nearly 4 pm and I've only just remembered today's positive thinking challenge. Okay I'm going to have to think quickly as I'm off out to an evening of cricket at 5.15 and I haven't even started tea yet.
So here goes:
1. If it rains - the cricket match will be cancelled.
2. It's not a test match.
3. I might get a free tea if I sweep the floor after drinks.
4. It also might be men's training night. Which is slightly more interesting than U13 cricket. Just sayin'.
5. With any luck some of the men might ask me to shine their balls.
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