Ugh - I had a really bad dream last night.
I dreamt I stepped on the weighing scales in the bathroom and they fell apart.
And if that isn't bad enough - they were positioned next to the toilet and in order to stop myself falling and having a nasty injury I had to put one foot down the loo.
Even worse - the loo had not been flushed. You can guess the contents.
(Obviously the toilet seat was up. No surprise there.)
Frankly, I don't think you could get a worse dream than that. I think my sub-conscience is telling me I need to lose weight or something awful is going to happen.
Oh well, I suppose I'd better start another diet....
Oh hang on - I know why I dreamt this! It's because I watched the video below yesterday which if you are in any way squeamish I wouldn't advise watching because whilst most of it is funny the ending is very gruesome.
And don't ask why I was watching this video - let's just say I was having one of my "random" days.
I don't think I'm going to avert the diet though - just in case....
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I thought I'd watch the video, but, on second thoughts, if it brought on this bad dream, maybe I should pass. Btw, frightful dream!!
ReplyDeleteProbably a wise idea Sue! I laughed most of the way through it - but they just took it too far at the end. Still, I'm sure some folks will appreciate it!
ReplyDeleteYes awful dream! Ghastly, ghastly, ghastly:))
I hope things are going well with the new addition to the family:))
I liked the toilet video so much. Its so funny.
ReplyDeleteNot one for the squeamish though!
ReplyDeleteThanks for dropping by Interesting facts:)
That is all you need, Mrs T. Never mind ... school holidays soon!!!!!
ReplyDeleteWell now Mrs B - that comment has really put my bad dream into perspective!
ReplyDeleteI better get a home delivery of sherry ready for the school hols.....
One case or two? Thank goodness for online shopping.
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