Ugh - I had a really bad dream last night.
I dreamt I stepped on the weighing scales in the bathroom and they fell apart.
And if that isn't bad enough - they were positioned next to the toilet and in order to stop myself falling and having a nasty injury I had to put one foot down the loo.
Even worse - the loo had not been flushed. You can guess the contents.
(Obviously the toilet seat was up. No surprise there.)
Frankly, I don't think you could get a worse dream than that. I think my sub-conscience is telling me I need to lose weight or something awful is going to happen.
Oh well, I suppose I'd better start another diet....
Oh hang on - I know why I dreamt this! It's because I watched the video below yesterday which if you are in any way squeamish I wouldn't advise watching because whilst most of it is funny the ending is very gruesome.
And don't ask why I was watching this video - let's just say I was having one of my "random" days.
I don't think I'm going to avert the diet though - just in case....