An ex-secret service agent with a personality problem and a desire for imperial glory.
An aged president who looks like he's got a giant fork prong stuck up his arse to keep him upright.
A floppy-haired bumbling classics graduate with a predisposition for crass decisions.
A tinpot dictator who showcases his weapons like a movie trailer.
A comedian who has found himself elevated to global status.
If the world wasn't on the brink of war this surely would be the cast list of a first-class situation comedy.