tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4735085699153339257.post6577721301387224750..comments2024-02-06T12:09:18.943+00:00Comments on The Witty Ways of a Wayward Woman: Supermarket Fantasies!Jane Turleyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01441332018679664175noreply@blogger.comBlogger9125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4735085699153339257.post-28807065985889195862009-10-26T19:47:21.715+00:002009-10-26T19:47:21.715+00:00He was on Oprah last week with his mother and sang...He was on Oprah last week with his mother and sang that song. What a voice.Lawyer Momhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04487040434589941351noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4735085699153339257.post-34414366267704517132009-10-26T17:40:06.795+00:002009-10-26T17:40:06.795+00:00But back to Professor Puffinberger .... alas, he d...But back to Professor Puffinberger .... alas, he did one of his own tests and discovered that he too was in the wrong job. Me too. Do you ever find yourself in the supermarket having trouble choosing a toothbrush, for example? Can there be 'too much choice'? Oh, and don't get me started on cleaning-the-house products. Any minute now, I'll expect to see something calling itself 'Kitchen Cleaner - but only for those tricky bits round the back of the tap/s'. Durr!fordfocusmomhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04038038065550719517noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4735085699153339257.post-59363030957645045012009-10-26T11:03:41.212+00:002009-10-26T11:03:41.212+00:00Yeah, this a great song PB.
What were you trying ...Yeah, this a great song PB.<br /><br />What were you trying to get off the top shelf?!Jane Turleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01441332018679664175noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4735085699153339257.post-87864837826654482082009-10-26T09:25:45.966+00:002009-10-26T09:25:45.966+00:00Preferred this to the Spandau Ballet piece. Uplif...Preferred this to the Spandau Ballet piece. Uplifting song, uplifting video, uplifting blonde...<br /><br />Last time I started climbing the shelves in Safeway, I was quickly escorted out.Paul Burmanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03794317430080282991noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4735085699153339257.post-54894485251367649522009-10-23T10:11:49.698+01:002009-10-23T10:11:49.698+01:00Oh God FF mum... the truth is out! I should be wea...Oh God FF mum... the truth is out! I should be wearing a pink ra- ra skirt, a polo neck emblazoned with a sequinned lion's face and my hair should be dyed blue and yellow - perfect attire for a 80s video director! Maybe if I could just borrow Trevor Horn's big glasses I would be fully equipped!<br /><br />Does Professor Pfffinwiffenburger do other types of counselling? Cos I need some help....<br /><br />Sy,<br /><br />What's scary about Mrs T doing her stuff in Tescos? Normally I just booby trap the frozen peas with mouse traps for my sport but I think the dancing would be a lot more fun....<br /><br />Oh yeah better continue this offline I don't want all my secrets coming out.....Jane Turleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01441332018679664175noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4735085699153339257.post-39567800142417566332009-10-22T21:32:11.826+01:002009-10-22T21:32:11.826+01:00Well I am suitably scared. The idea of seeing you...Well I am suitably scared. The idea of seeing you don a 1940s British housewife dress and sparkle your way around the frozen food aisle fills me with...well, we will chat about it offline. This is a family site.Syhttp://www.wheelturninghamsterdead.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4735085699153339257.post-77003724025464343192009-10-22T18:45:42.295+01:002009-10-22T18:45:42.295+01:00Here at the Department of Psychometric Testing, I ...Here at the Department of Psychometric Testing, I interviewed Professor Karl Pfiffinegger ... 'Ve hav put Mrs T's data in ze computer and eet exploded. Like the Large Hadron Collider, no? Hee, hee! Anyvay, all zat is left is zis bit of paper which says that Mrs T is in ze wrong job and should have been a pop video director!'fordfocusmomhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04038038065550719517noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4735085699153339257.post-77775767161684866052009-10-22T18:17:33.050+01:002009-10-22T18:17:33.050+01:00How do you find these things Mrs A?!
Obviously I ...How do you find these things Mrs A?!<br /><br />Obviously I should be the British Agent: I feel I am suitably qualified in the stupidity stakes:)Jane Turleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01441332018679664175noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4735085699153339257.post-36869155164828620622009-10-22T16:49:02.855+01:002009-10-22T16:49:02.855+01:00http://improveverywhere.com/2008/03/09/food-court-...http://improveverywhere.com/2008/03/09/food-court-musical/Mrs Anoreply@blogger.com