tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4735085699153339257.post5989902414542321010..comments2024-02-06T12:09:18.943+00:00Comments on The Witty Ways of a Wayward Woman: I am not a Student Advisor! (Mrs T's search for Employment II )Jane Turleyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01441332018679664175noreply@blogger.comBlogger18125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4735085699153339257.post-52891086959214688172011-09-22T05:41:51.100+01:002011-09-22T05:41:51.100+01:00Anna, Ahh the eternal optimist! I like it!
Unfort...Anna, Ahh the eternal optimist! I like it!<br /><br />Unfortunately, no letter has arrived yet. I am going to delude myself that they loved me anyway and it was just bad luck....<br /><br />"Have you seen this application form Marg? This woman sounds lovely, perfect for the job but let's just do our checks...<br /><br />Qualifications - check<br />Experience - check<br />References - check<br />Social networking sites...<br /><br />OH MY GOD this woman has a blog and she sounds completely bonkers! A <br />complete and utter liability..."<br /><br />Cheryl: Yeah that E is too quick witted. She keeps trying to outsmart me. I'm resorting to custard pies soon:))Jane Turleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01441332018679664175noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4735085699153339257.post-5808911403306400992011-09-21T13:29:06.909+01:002011-09-21T13:29:06.909+01:00Damn! E got there first! ;o)Damn! E got there first! ;o)Cherylhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16331847437466551435noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4735085699153339257.post-29086049349287588542011-09-18T22:55:51.840+01:002011-09-18T22:55:51.840+01:00Don't give up so easily, Jane. They probably L...Don't give up so easily, Jane. They probably LOVED your application so much they dispensed with interviews and your job offer is in the post. <br />Anna May xAnna May Manganhttp://www.annamaymangan.co.uknoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4735085699153339257.post-70108538626017547802011-09-18T10:03:31.241+01:002011-09-18T10:03:31.241+01:00Now that PB had me laughing out loud!
Wish I'd...Now that PB had me laughing out loud!<br />Wish I'd thought of it first!Jane Turleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01441332018679664175noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4735085699153339257.post-65685893133250503802011-09-18T09:38:09.573+01:002011-09-18T09:38:09.573+01:00Phamlet? Isn't that an adaptation of Shakespe...Phamlet? Isn't that an adaptation of Shakespeare's play? Maybe she was commenting on his performance.Paul Burmanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03794317430080282991noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4735085699153339257.post-68547865860976284692011-09-17T20:06:34.173+01:002011-09-17T20:06:34.173+01:00Oh you are so right Mrs B -I am better off out of ...Oh you are so right Mrs B -I am better off out of it. What worries me about going back to work is actually having to pretend I'm taking some silly PC rule seriously when I'm thinking the exact opposite. That's not a great place to be really:(Jane Turleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01441332018679664175noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4735085699153339257.post-17118732190498025802011-09-17T18:39:56.364+01:002011-09-17T18:39:56.364+01:00Tee hee! Your advice ('Oh for God's sake ...Tee hee! Your advice ('Oh for God's sake ... have you learned to spell yet?') should cover all eventualities, methinks, but the world has, so they say, moved on and you would have to take all sorts of nonsense seriously. I also think you are better off out of it. <br /><br />If you had got the job, you could have designed a nice 'phamlet' with lots of durr-brained sample questions like: 'My mobile phone contract has taken all my money, what should I do?' - but now I'm just getting carried away ...fordfocusmomhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04038038065550719517noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4735085699153339257.post-82311777074639864302011-09-16T08:18:11.496+01:002011-09-16T08:18:11.496+01:00E - I think you're right E! Barbecue flavour p...E - I think you're right E! Barbecue flavour probably:)Jane Turleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01441332018679664175noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4735085699153339257.post-67375725229678946772011-09-16T08:14:51.757+01:002011-09-16T08:14:51.757+01:00You're nuts it is then Mike.
Take that anyway...You're nuts it is then Mike.<br /><br />Take that anyway you like:)))Jane Turleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01441332018679664175noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4735085699153339257.post-57821809018298659762011-09-16T08:08:31.659+01:002011-09-16T08:08:31.659+01:00Is a Pot Noddle what you get after smoking too muc...Is a Pot Noddle what you get after smoking too much?Enoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4735085699153339257.post-5342311608641435952011-09-16T06:50:23.508+01:002011-09-16T06:50:23.508+01:00I don't like prawn cocktail crisps will try sh...I don't like prawn cocktail crisps will try sharing my nutsSaphhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09011633594577425975noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4735085699153339257.post-8727198260337159662011-09-15T17:23:14.672+01:002011-09-15T17:23:14.672+01:00Thanks Sue:) I'm starting two courses next wee...Thanks Sue:) I'm starting two courses next week which should increase my prospects over the coming months. After I finish those two I have a third earmarked. Maybe then I'll be a bit more marketable...Jane Turleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01441332018679664175noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4735085699153339257.post-75582263988090442602011-09-15T16:51:42.511+01:002011-09-15T16:51:42.511+01:00All the best Mrs. T on your further job searches.All the best Mrs. T on your further job searches.hillgrandmomhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01805698959846687562noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4735085699153339257.post-14109462061008011652011-09-15T14:29:21.404+01:002011-09-15T14:29:21.404+01:00What I meant was - try to convert her to your favo...What I meant was - try to convert her to your favourite prawn cocktail flavour and then if that fails then offer your nuts.<br /><br />Obviously, I had some unusual imagery going on in my mind when I wrote my first answer which resulted in the bad grammar.<br /><br />Any more questions???Jane Turleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01441332018679664175noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4735085699153339257.post-64589161090187813702011-09-15T14:25:24.912+01:002011-09-15T14:25:24.912+01:00A. I suppose you like prawn cocktail crisps, Mike?...A. I suppose you like prawn cocktail crisps, Mike? Alternatively, offer to share your nuts instead.Jane Turleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01441332018679664175noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4735085699153339257.post-14414327746402989042011-09-15T13:48:51.775+01:002011-09-15T13:48:51.775+01:00Q: I quite like a girl I met at freshers week but ...Q: I quite like a girl I met at freshers week but she likes cheese and onion crisps and I don't. What should I do?Saphhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09011633594577425975noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4735085699153339257.post-43133729906233624052011-09-15T12:39:59.807+01:002011-09-15T12:39:59.807+01:00You're right Martin, I am probably better of o...You're right Martin, I am probably better of out of it! Although I have tendency to think I'm better of out any job - which is not exactly productive! I do, of course, excel at being a housewife - well give or take a mile:)Jane Turleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01441332018679664175noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4735085699153339257.post-54913865939826595322011-09-15T11:22:21.911+01:002011-09-15T11:22:21.911+01:00When I read the headline, I couldn't help but ...When I read the headline, I couldn't help but wonder what a student advisor actually does. Gives advice on how to work the washing machine, I thought to myself. Seems like you'd have to give contraception advice as well!<br />You're better off out of it....Martin Lowerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03875064625911285695noreply@blogger.com