tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4735085699153339257.post2518969365179287314..comments2024-02-06T12:09:18.943+00:00Comments on The Witty Ways of a Wayward Woman: A Village AffairJane Turleyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01441332018679664175noreply@blogger.comBlogger21125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4735085699153339257.post-50348988080052990592008-09-27T20:20:00.000+01:002008-09-27T20:20:00.000+01:00Thanks Marie!Don't gag woman; save for when you me...Thanks Marie!<BR/><BR/>Don't gag woman; save for when you meet David!Jane Turleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01441332018679664175noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4735085699153339257.post-44489197954265807702008-09-26T16:53:00.000+01:002008-09-26T16:53:00.000+01:00Oh Jane, he is sooo precious!! Now, re. your new ...Oh Jane, he is sooo precious!! <BR/><BR/>Now, re. your new column. I am gagging with jealousy. Oh, I mean, I am SOOOO happy for you!!<BR/><BR/>How exciting (no kidding!!)!!!! I can say I knew you when!!<BR/><BR/>Congratulations!!!Mariehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10106720865034468249noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4735085699153339257.post-40136509006306135692008-09-22T14:58:00.000+01:002008-09-22T14:58:00.000+01:00There, is not a single dull moment Usha..never, ne...There, is not a single dull moment Usha..never, never, never... why even when I'm doing the washing up I have to fight off deadly U boat attacks and giant whales....<BR/><BR/>Ah the Master Benedict.. I have no favouritism for Master Ben; I love them all equally. They are so different but I think you can see from Master Ben's eyes... he has a sense of humour like mine!<BR/><BR/>And boy, is he trouble!!<BR/><BR/>Oh to be a genius! Preferably a rich one......Jane Turleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01441332018679664175noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4735085699153339257.post-47234580107603671292008-09-22T14:35:00.000+01:002008-09-22T14:35:00.000+01:00That seems like one happening village! Not a dull ...That seems like one happening village! Not a dull moment in your life,eh?<BR/>And master Benedict looks adorable. No wonder it is your favourite face.<BR/>And dont be disheartened by their failure to notice yur talent Mrs T - that has been the fate of most geniuses - what a cross to bear!Ushahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00179239922869639391noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4735085699153339257.post-21833830027663415542008-09-20T22:10:00.000+01:002008-09-20T22:10:00.000+01:00There was a young man called SyWho was all bashful...There was a young man called Sy<BR/>Who was all bashful and shy<BR/>One day in a fit<BR/>He stripped off his kit<BR/>And then everyone knew just why!Jane Turleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01441332018679664175noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4735085699153339257.post-26767437770375470542008-09-20T22:04:00.000+01:002008-09-20T22:04:00.000+01:00Mrs G... I know I have sinned..a post without the ...Mrs G... I know I have sinned..a post without the briefest mention of Mr Brosnan! Oh dear, dear, dear...I must be entering the menopause;soon I will have a crush on Mickey Rooney....<BR/><BR/>Thanks for reading my first column Mrs G!<BR/><BR/>Tamera..sshhh...I'l let you in on a secret but don't tell anyone....<BR/><BR/>.....I don't knit.......<BR/><BR/>Ah, Master Benedict - regrettably he is not so saintly as his name suggests!!Jane Turleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01441332018679664175noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4735085699153339257.post-34015242515359094082008-09-20T13:58:00.000+01:002008-09-20T13:58:00.000+01:00What's up with all the knitting stuff on that list...What's up with all the knitting stuff on that list of things to choose from? Master Benedict is absolutely adorable!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4735085699153339257.post-72005431684373543382008-09-19T20:05:00.000+01:002008-09-19T20:05:00.000+01:00Such goings on Mrs T , and nary a mention of Pierc...Such goings on Mrs T , and nary a mention of Pierce Brosnan? By the way - I enjoyed your article in the BBC .Good !Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14157665564024320442noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4735085699153339257.post-25318715034543322782008-09-19T19:33:00.000+01:002008-09-19T19:33:00.000+01:00Oh Jane, Don't be so sadYour poetry cannot be labe...Oh Jane, Don't be so sad<BR/>Your poetry cannot be labeled as bad.<BR/>So better has been read on a toilet door<BR/>But with your verbal diarreah, we request a lot more.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4735085699153339257.post-91240420250412136832008-09-19T17:02:00.000+01:002008-09-19T17:02:00.000+01:00Well, that's the end of my poetry career....Well, that's the end of my poetry career....Jane Turleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01441332018679664175noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4735085699153339257.post-22482908932111267372008-09-19T17:00:00.000+01:002008-09-19T17:00:00.000+01:00Why tis true I like a tippleWith alcohol I am not ...Why tis true I like a tipple<BR/>With alcohol I am not fickle<BR/>I slurp it down with joyful glee<BR/>And hence to the lavatory for a pee<BR/><BR/>Oh this blog is getting worse<BR/>I think it must be a hideous curse<BR/>It must have happened when I took a snooze<BR/>And dreamt I was tiny Tom CruiseJane Turleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01441332018679664175noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4735085699153339257.post-8236764521276570102008-09-19T16:14:00.000+01:002008-09-19T16:14:00.000+01:00It seems you're blissfully unawareThat Jane is the...It seems you're blissfully unaware<BR/>That Jane is the housewife extraordinaire<BR/>But her poems and rhymes are so sublime<BR/>Due to the quantity consumed of her favourite wineAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4735085699153339257.post-56542974103207083432008-09-19T11:36:00.000+01:002008-09-19T11:36:00.000+01:00Touche!Touche!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4735085699153339257.post-83644063126619249422008-09-19T11:30:00.000+01:002008-09-19T11:30:00.000+01:00That's because I'm an also ran...That's because I'm an also ran...Jane Turleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01441332018679664175noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4735085699153339257.post-62261978418017469142008-09-19T11:25:00.000+01:002008-09-19T11:25:00.000+01:00See - the last two lines still don't scan...See - the last two lines still don't scan...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4735085699153339257.post-89890100068559946662008-09-19T11:23:00.000+01:002008-09-19T11:23:00.000+01:00Oh Mrs A you are so fussyYou'll never make a braze...Oh Mrs A you are so fussy<BR/>You'll never make a brazen hussy<BR/>You always talk so very posh<BR/>Not the slightest little tosh<BR/>With your nose held so high<BR/>Me thinks you should be in the WIJane Turleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01441332018679664175noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4735085699153339257.post-41605553858089712862008-09-19T11:10:00.000+01:002008-09-19T11:10:00.000+01:00You two are merely also-rans'Cos mine's the only o...You two are merely also-rans<BR/>'Cos mine's the only one that SCANS...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4735085699153339257.post-32128160586167265322008-09-19T11:04:00.000+01:002008-09-19T11:04:00.000+01:00That title does somewhat grateBut who cares if it ...That title does somewhat grate<BR/>But who cares if it is my fate<BR/>Oh PB you are so smart<BR/>Tis wonderous 'cos I've heard you fart.Jane Turleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01441332018679664175noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4735085699153339257.post-45744355789904689232008-09-19T10:20:00.000+01:002008-09-19T10:20:00.000+01:00Once Farmer Christmas comes a-callin',Over chicken...Once Farmer Christmas comes a-callin',<BR/>Over chickens you'll be a-fallin';<BR/>No longer for prizes will you have to wait,<BR/>When you enter: DEAD CHOOK ON A PLATE.Paul Burmanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03794317430080282991noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4735085699153339257.post-23953422603351045882008-09-19T09:39:00.000+01:002008-09-19T09:39:00.000+01:00Mrs A you are quite rightNext time I'll write some...Mrs A you are quite right<BR/>Next time I'll write some shite<BR/>And on the podium I will win<BR/>Then toss my poem in the bin.Jane Turleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01441332018679664175noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4735085699153339257.post-33972443034488510992008-09-19T08:27:00.000+01:002008-09-19T08:27:00.000+01:00The poem from your bloggerelLeft the judges in a f...The poem from your bloggerel<BR/>Left the judges in a foggerel<BR/>A dead horse do not floggerel<BR/>And next time write some doggerel.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com