tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4735085699153339257.post150830340253294136..comments2024-02-06T12:09:18.943+00:00Comments on The Witty Ways of a Wayward Woman: In All Seriousness...Jane Turleyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01441332018679664175noreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4735085699153339257.post-44593196393520192722010-04-30T20:30:47.983+01:002010-04-30T20:30:47.983+01:00An excellent idea Mrs A! I think you would be an i...An excellent idea Mrs A! I think you would be an ideal Headperson (notice my pc terminology) and I will be your Chief Whip (Deputy Headperson). Here are some of my proposed rulings;<br /><br />1.) No male teacher should be allowed to wear shorts.<br /><br />2.) Small children's chairs should be banned - except from the staff room.<br /><br />3.) The numerous school letters should only be dispensed on a Friday - or to suggest a revolutionary idea- distributed by email - or alternatively placed in a waste disposal unit.<br /><br />4.) Teachers should be prohibited from receiving gifts, especially pens, Terry's Chocolate Oranges and mugs with the slogan "World's Best Teacher." Only gifts of whiskey and other alcoholic substances should be allowed and must be directed to the Headperson/ Deputy Headperson for unequal distribution.<br /><br />5.) All teachers should be made to compete on the school sports day in an assault course which will consist of hurdling over an array of small chairs, wriggling through an array of small chairs, weaving in and out of an array of small chairs until finally coming to rest on a small toilet. The prize will be a trip to Legoland with 30 small children on a very small bus.Jane Turleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01441332018679664175noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4735085699153339257.post-75183423741567677622010-04-30T19:40:59.669+01:002010-04-30T19:40:59.669+01:00I hope the Tories get in Mrs T and then you and I ...I hope the Tories get in Mrs T and then you and I can get together and build our own SKOOL!<br /><br />Imagine the fun we will have choosing the curriculum, the uniform and the staff!!! Oh and the site - miles from any chip/sweet/tat shops for a start...Mrs Anoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4735085699153339257.post-24082421521128798662010-04-30T15:03:55.673+01:002010-04-30T15:03:55.673+01:00Ta G. This a very brief personal overview of the p...Ta G. This a very brief personal overview of the political system. I studied modern British government as part of my history degree and drew my own conclusions about where we were( or should be) heading) over twenty years ago. It's taken a long time for the public to accept the need for political change (old habits die hard as they say) but without doubt, interesting times lie ahead.<br /><br />Classic gaff by Brown - at least Bush's gaffs just made him look silly rather than a hypocrite:)Jane Turleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01441332018679664175noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4735085699153339257.post-62859943984083445862010-04-30T11:42:29.375+01:002010-04-30T11:42:29.375+01:00Interesting post explaining your political system....Interesting post explaining your political system.<br /><br />I will admit that I am to a certain degree utterly perplexed about your political system, but certain things are still universal.<br /><br />Your PM's screwup made it to my local political blog.<br /><br />Anways, I don't think that a three party system will ever make it here beyond the local level because on the national level, things are so skewered towards the current two parties that it will take some kind of serious tragedy to get a third party involved.G. B. Millerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09783331838434598963noreply@blogger.com